did I feel dirty afterwards!

Posted On November 12, 2009

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This guy called in with his girlfriend and he talked to me about some random things while his girlfriend got everything setup to have sex. By  the way he was talking and joking around I thought that they were just screwing with me. Then I heard the porno on the tv and then I heard them  start to playing with each other.  He wanted me to ‘play’ with myself. (Of course I faked it LOL)  Then he started to have sex with her and they really got into it. I couldn’t believe it. Then I heard them both have orgasims and they hung up on me. Rite then and there I felt so dirty like a whore. I’m so glad that I’m not doing these calls anymore!

total bitch

I spoke with a man the other nite who told me about his relationship with his ex-wife. I guess when they met she was about ten years younger than him. Their relationship started out ‘normal’ but he convinced her to become a stripper because he thought it was ‘hott’. Well that is where the trouble  started. She started meeting men there and giving them more than just shows. Well of course he found out but didn’t do a thing about it. She continued on and actually had another boyfriend. He didn’t care as long as she came home and even would perform oral sex on her knowing that she just got done having sex with her other boyfriend. Well after awhile she left him for the other man and they divorced. Since then he has been going from chaotic relationship to chaotic relationship. I advised him to get therapy because it won’t end until he learns to love him self again. The interesting part of this story is that men I meet in my waking life are the same way, they hate themselves. Men you need to love yourself before anyone can love you.

Could it be true?

So I did a call from home yesterday and the man I talked to was from California. He told me that he was watching a video of his wife having sex with three men. One was him and the other two were his co workers. He told me that they just got into swinging not too long ago and that it was one of his co workers that screwed his wife that introduced them to swinging. At first I believed him but when I tried to get him to answer questions he became very vague with his answers. I mean I believed it because he claimed to be from California and the west coast seems to be a bit more liberal than the rest of the country. But as I started thinking about it, why would he have to call me and talk to me about? I didn’t hear any sound in th background of the video. He wouldn’t tell me what industry his wife and him work in. Also what co workers come out and tell people that they are swingers and then go out and drink and suggested that they all get together and screw someones wife? But like I said it is the west coast………….

therapy again

I think I have discussed this guy before in this blog. He lives in NY works in NYC. Has a gf but she doesn’t satisfy him so he tries to screw other girls but won’t dump his gf cuz she’s a perfect candidate for a trophy wife. ( And may I say that angers me more than anything) Well he has been calling me when he doesn’t get laid. He discusses with me about his new squeeze and updates me about his relationship with his gf he cheats on cuz she doesn’t like sex. Eventually he starts talking about how he wished I would move to NYC or hints about visiting me. HA! Like I would want to even break bread with him. Some men are so gullible.

not really

Last nite one of our regulars called to talk to a girl that has been working at my job for over two years. She was not working so he decided to talk to me instead. Well he usually is drunk and repeats stupid phrases such as ‘isn’t that hot?’ or ‘thats hot’ like he’s Paris Hilton. He told me last nite how he has his tongue pierced and that he likes to suck on a hot girl’s vagina. Also throughour the whole conversation he suggested that I and the other girl should have sex. He also kept hinting about visiting her and I and having a threesome. Yeah rite! If any of you could just hear his voice, it would make you want to throw up.

scary

I had a 19-year-old call me last nite wanting to talk to me about sex. At first I thought, we’ve got a normal one here just possibly a sex addict. Then after he got off he started telling me our we are so sweet and that he wants to move to where we are located cuz the girls seem so nice. He then started telling me how he would like to meet me and take me out on nice dates. Then he proceeded to tell me that he would like to have a orgasim inside of me and impregnate me! I was like ok strange. Then he told me that he wants to marry me and have sex with he other girls I work with and get them pregnant nas well. I asked him why he would want to have so many and children and he said he thinks it’s hot to get a woman pregnant. I then starting thinking ‘great this is what the future holds for us’ USE BIRTH CONTROL LADIES!

we tried….

The the cracked out anchor man called again last nite wanting to talk to two girls at a time. So my co worker and I pretended we were at her house having sex. Well he liked it so much he begged us to be our sugar daddy. He wanted us to call him on the phone and talk to him outside of work. Well I told we couldn’t because we would lose our jobs. So he said he would take care of us better than our job. I told him to prove it to us by sending us prepaid phones. We almost got him to send them to us but his time ran out and our shift was over. He ended up talking to someone else. Some of these guys you can get them to do anything if they think they have a chance, so hilarious and absurd!

he likes dirty sweet girls

So I had a man call in last nite who liked my ’sexy voice’ but wanted me to be dirty and sweet when I talked to him. Throughout the conversation he wanted me to tell him about my panties and repeat that he’s a pervert. Not too weird or anything until he asked me to bark for him. I tried to bark but I couldn’t do it. I just wanted to laugh my ass off. I hope he doesn’t get turned on every time he hears a dog bark!

generic therapist

Lately I have been having these younger men, 20s and 30s, call me for advice on what they should do in their ‘love lives’. One guy was asked by his friend to have sex with his gf. He of course did it because she was hot. They have done it a few times and now he doesn’t know if what he’s ding is right. Another one calls me asking me advice about whether or not he should cheat on his gf with his coworker. He cares about his gf just because she is hot. unfortunately she is not pleasing him. It’s completely comical how these men talk to me because I am easy to talk to about their situations. They kn ow whats right and wrong, but they want someone to hep justify their actions. I just tell them it’s your life and you have to do what is best for you. They are not gonna blame me for their consequences in the future.

LMFAO!!!!

I think I have mentioned this guy before. He is a big time coke head and possible crackhead that calls in and talks a million miles a minute, well he called again last nite. He was so high he couldn’t even concentrate on the conversation. He kept talking and talking and would suddenly freak out thinking that I didn’t want to talk to him because I wasn’t saying anything. Well I can’t say anything if he wouldn’t let me talk, in which I told him. We talked for about four hours. I had to make up a story about being raped as a teenager and enjoying it. No I think that it isn’t rite to rape, but to keep these guys talking, one has to give into their sick fantasies. Eventually he ended up doing a three-way call with another phone sex line. First he lied to the girl and told her I was his ‘girlfriend’. Hardly. Then he went through the spiel of talking so much that neither one of us could talk to him. After twenty minutes of it I hung up on him because he had no more time left and I didn’t feel like busting him out to the other operator. It was definitely a wild nite with him once again!

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